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Post 1 by wannaBe (Newborn Zoner) on Thursday, 08-Sep-2005 10:31:28

Hello, I have had a zone account for a while but rarely sign in. I live in Glasgow and I first heard of the zone from another member – goblin. Goblin is my ex, but that’s a story for another day perhaps, anyway, hope to chat to you all soon.

Post 2 by Brooke (I just keep on posting!) on Thursday, 08-Sep-2005 11:54:15

Hey, welcome to The Zone!

Post 3 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Thursday, 08-Sep-2005 12:18:59

Would anyone like to bet that this is yet another of potter fan's many personalities..I'd get help mate and quick

Post 4 by Texas Shawn (The cute, cuddley, little furr ball) on Thursday, 08-Sep-2005 12:26:35

i'd love to hear the story!

Post 5 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Friday, 09-Sep-2005 3:50:20

lol you don't know them Goblin?

Post 6 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Friday, 09-Sep-2005 8:35:56

And for that I am eternally grateful..smile

Post 7 by wannaBe (Newborn Zoner) on Friday, 09-Sep-2005 9:24:57

Alex would like people to think that he doesn’t know me, but the truth is, is that he does, you see, he’s actually my sister-in-law. You see, alex’ real name is Alexandra, she was married to my brother, until one day Alexandra confided in me that she had always felt different all her life, like she didn’t belong. She said that she didn’t feel like a woman at all, and that what she really wanted, was to be a man. Of course my brother was devastated about this and he immediately threw her out of the house, but Alex saw a specialist and the process began for her to make the transition from woman to man. It takes years for this to happen, and during this time, myself and alex became close, we eventually moved in together, and not long after this, she had the surgery that would turn Alexandra, into Alexander. But all this made alex not only change sex, but personality, and alex became a very disturbed person, regularly drinking and prone to very violent outbursts, and that’s why I left. Alex is apparently now single, and spends most of his life in syber cafes surfing the internet, inventing numerous persona’s on there in order that people believe that he has a life, but actually, on the nights he’s not in the syber café, he’s in the pub, drowning his sorrows, over the loss of his womanhood.

Post 8 by Harp (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Friday, 09-Sep-2005 10:56:24

um, one moment though wannaBe. if, as you claim, you know goblin as well as you say you do then could you perhaps clear something up for me? you see it would seem i have been laboring under a miss apprehension about him if what you say is true. i was under the impression that he is blind. but if that's so i can't see how he could be using internet cafe's?

Post 9 by Texas Shawn (The cute, cuddley, little furr ball) on Friday, 09-Sep-2005 11:03:54

I got a question as well, like harp. What's with the sord thing, I mean I know he probably dresses up in his mothers table cloth and all, but really now.

Post 10 by Harp (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Friday, 09-Sep-2005 11:17:04

perhaps the sord he goes on about all the time dawson is some kind of deep seeded phallic symbolism. maybe it is to represent the sord that god didn't give him at birth and that he later had to have given to him by doctors. all assuming of course that what we are being told by wannaBe person is true. i guess we shall just have to wait and see.

Post 11 by wannaBe (Newborn Zoner) on Friday, 09-Sep-2005 13:26:55

No alex is definitely not blind, as for the sword, well I can confirm that this is real, alex belongs to a reenactment society, occasionally they dress up and re-enact sword fights, it’s all very harmless, if perhaps a bit silly. And then afterwards they all go to the local pub and get smashed. The reason why he does it is because he needs people t see him as a man, it is very important for Alex to be accepted as a man among his fellow men. A bit like you said harp, symbolic of what he didn't have when he was born. But for the most part Alex just works for the Glasgow city council and spends his time on the internet being something he can never really be, accepted.

Post 12 by shea (number one pulse checking chicky) on Friday, 09-Sep-2005 14:22:22

Another way for the all mighty ghoblin, to start up drama on the zone. Always has to be the center of attention! Ghoblin strikes again. smile- angel

Post 13 by sugar (Entertain me. I dare you.) on Friday, 09-Sep-2005 14:27:41

Dear me! rofl!

Post 14 by sugar (Entertain me. I dare you.) on Friday, 09-Sep-2005 14:35:17

Right, now that I've picked my self up off of the floor, two things. A, Wannabee? Why do you feel the need to tell us all of this? B, according to Goblin, he has a girlfriend and child, pluss one more on the way? Is this another of his fake identities? I wasn't aware it was possible to go on and have children after a sex change. C, goblin, you usually have a hell of a lot to say for yourself, but surprisingly, you've hardly said anything. I find this to be rather uncharacteristic of you?

Post 15 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 09-Sep-2005 14:37:24

So are you saying he has o vision problem at all? Because he certainly presents himself as being blind on here and did on the old HotBraille site as well. And WannaBe, are you male or female?

Post 16 by shea (number one pulse checking chicky) on Friday, 09-Sep-2005 14:49:32

wait a minute i'm lost. If he is drowning his sorrows of losing his womanhood, then why in the hell would he be trying to persue his manhood? a little bit confuzzled!

Post 17 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Friday, 09-Sep-2005 18:54:57

*scratches head* what the heck is this zone turning into? this is the question going around in my head as I read this and many other strange board posts?! could someone tell me if there is a full moon coming up? or maybe an eclipse?

Post 18 by Jess227 on Saturday, 10-Sep-2005 0:23:48

ROFL and HARD! Crap Goblin this is just too helarious. Come on cut out the crap and be yourself. I agree with mostly whats being said wannaB. Because Goblin persents himself as a man, with kids. And further more Goblin usually defends himself when someone attacks him on a board. This aint Goblin's type of personality to be so silent. So I find whatever you're saying with a grain of salt but good grief I can't stop laughing.

Post 19 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Saturday, 10-Sep-2005 9:52:35

I will say only this. You lot really need to grow up, and take a long hard look at yourselves for being stupid enough to indulge this cretin.Time after time, you fall for this crap, how many times do you lot need to be told...

Post 20 by shea (number one pulse checking chicky) on Saturday, 10-Sep-2005 10:28:02

hmmm, a quote from ghoblin on another post fits his life exactly! hehehehehe"heheheh "Man it's like something from Jerry Springer ..where's Rikki when you need her..."
Ghoblin, we couldn't have said it better ourselves. smile- angel

Post 21 by Puggle (I love my life!) on Saturday, 10-Sep-2005 11:14:35

lol lol lol love it

Post 22 by PorkInCider (Wind assisted.) on Saturday, 10-Sep-2005 13:08:37

You mean to tell me, that all this that WannaBe has said, is not true? But it fits so well everything I've ever heard about Goblin, He can't even remember his kid's name half the time, which always makes me wonder if his kid is real. I mean, what parent really forgets stuff like that? If it's true that he had the change, where's the shame? it works for some. It's not for me, but well...

Post 23 by Harp (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Saturday, 10-Sep-2005 13:12:47

maybe this stuff is true. maybe it isn't! frankly i don't care. i think he's an ass so reading this stuff is just plain funny!

Post 24 by bashful (professional hypocrite) on Saturday, 10-Sep-2005 18:27:20

I'm confused, and surely missed something...

Post 25 by gummybear16 (Account disabled) on Saturday, 10-Sep-2005 22:26:46

hm... this is crazy... I don't know whidch of y9ou to believe...

Post 26 by Harp (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Sunday, 11-Sep-2005 1:35:07

the thing is karrie, we don't have a clue about wannaBe, perhaps she is a lier, perhaps she isn't. goblin is a proven lier. between the 2 of them therefore i truly don't care. i'm just going to sit back and enjoy!

Post 27 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Sunday, 11-Sep-2005 3:50:41

but harp is she/he?

Post 28 by Manwe (The Dark Lord) on Sunday, 11-Sep-2005 4:56:53

lol is it a shhe or a heesh lol hehehehe. sorry but this is just funny at 10 in the mornin

Post 29 by Jess227 on Sunday, 11-Sep-2005 5:28:05

True or False I still think this topic is just darn ammusing.

Post 30 by Harp (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Sunday, 11-Sep-2005 6:02:38

does it matter if it's a he or a she anyway? i believe that goblin isn't overly fussy with his lovers so i can't see any good reason why we should care!

Post 31 by jessmonsilva (Taking over the boards, one topic at a time.) on Sunday, 11-Sep-2005 8:16:04

I just think the whole thing is funny. Ah well, too bad for Alexandra, or was it alexander, ah well, who cares.

Post 32 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Sunday, 11-Sep-2005 8:25:55

the zone has certainly become -pretty much the twilight zone! it's rather sad me thinks! Lol ah well!

Post 33 by clara87 (Generic Zoner) on Thursday, 15-Sep-2005 10:48:16

Funny but rather sad, certain poeple shoudln't even register to the Zone!

Post 34 by PorkInCider (Wind assisted.) on Thursday, 15-Sep-2005 13:49:10

That sounds rather discriminatory of you, who do you mean when you say that?

Post 35 by sugarbaby (The voice of reason) on Thursday, 29-Sep-2005 5:52:20

well well well why aren't I surprised that someone would eventually come forward who knows goblin personally. But hey didn't you all notice? goblin didn't actually deny any of it, so might we bet that it's actually true?

Post 36 by wannaBe (Newborn Zoner) on Wednesday, 26-Oct-2005 12:06:13

well I have been away for a while, and the reason is, alex felt that he couldn't face me on a website, so he faced me at my flat instead. after i revealed the truth about alex, he came round to my flat and trashed it, and beat me up badly enough that I have spent a month in hospital.

I have taken out a restraining order against him, and he is not allowed within 100 metres of me or my house.